Book Excerpt, Chapter Twenty-One

"Stress Relief Tip: Watsu water massage takes the weight off your body. With gentle twists and pulls the pressures of a stressful life disappear."
-Water for Healthy Living

April and Glee engineer an intervention. They hijack me for a day at the spa. They claim it’s to relieve terminal crabbiness, but I know it’s their way of telling me I’m not making enough time for them.
 
April’s horn toots early. She waits in the car while Glee comes in juggling an armload of books.
 
“Jean, you have to read more about your condition.”
 
“What condition?” I race around looking for my tote, fill my politically-incorrect water bottle, let out Amber for a last pee and tie a gauzy scarf around my neck. I leave my planner behind. I’m flying solo with the trēo.

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Stressed in Scottsdale was a non-stop fun book to read!  Marcia Fine’s witty, fast pace really let you experience her lovable character’s out-of-control lifestyle. She pokes fun at the Snottsdale crowd while romping down Indian Bend and tooling through Fashion Square Mall, flying from one mishap after another until her family and friends insist she slow down.  With a little crazy “only in Scottsdale” help from her friends, the fun really starts as Jean Rubin tries to learn to relax.   Although this book can be enjoyed on its own, it is the third in a series of Books by Marcia Fine with her amusing Jean Rubin character. Gossip.com is her first book and Boomerang - When Life Comes Back to Bite You is the second in the series. - Melanie Tighe, Dog-Eared Pages Used Books

With the absurdities of desert living set in her literary cross hairs, Fine once again skewers some of Scottsdale's finest while her protagonist, Jean, tries to find sanity in a world where it rains dirt and blind sheep fall off mountains. Modern living isn't for sissies and Fine addresses the deeper issues of the environment and political corruption as she couches them in laugh-out-loud lines. It is wickedly funny.  A laugh-out-loud read by Marcia Fine. Her hilarious observations will resonate with all women.
- Barb Davis, The Serenity Room

Scottsdale isn't exactly the typical American city. Many of its residents enjoy an affluent lifestyle that includes private schools, posh homes and plenty of plastic surgery. It's this sometimes-laughable lifestyle that convinced author Marcia Fine that the town was overflowing with fodder for her next book. "I was at a luncheon, and a woman came up to me and said, 'Oh, I'm all stressed out,' Fine said. "I asked, 'What's the matter?' and she said, 'I got a massage, and they didn't have the right oil.' " Fine put the "stressful" situation in its proper perspective for the massage victim. That crisis was the catalyst for her latest book "Stressed in Scottsdale," which uses comedy to capture life in one of the West's most wealthy towns.
- Dolores Tropiano, Special for the Republic

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Delightfully funny and absurd, Stressed in Scottsdale is a smart, witty story, unlike anything you've recently read. Few topics are safe from Marcia Fine's satire as she takes aim at societal issues of relationships, fertility, politics and the environment, showing how carried away people get and how absurd things can become. In the midst of all the wackiness, Marcia Fine does a terrific job of reminding us that, although their are things in life we need to take care of, most of them aren't important enough to cause us to lose our minds. - Amy, Book Review
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Multitasking Jean Rubin is stressed in Scottsdale: endless errands, caring for an elderly mother, helping with her kid's fertility problems and her husband's political campaign. Marcia Fine, the writer behind Jean Rubin, swears she is less stressed. And why should she be? Stressed in Scottsdale is the third book in her Jean Rubin series. No stress, right? Marcia handed me a copy of her book at the workshop, and it's had me laughing for the last two weeks. - Matt Dewald, Director, Erma Bombeck Humor Conference, University of Dayton

Multi-tasking JEAN RUBIN races to accomplish endless errands, care for an elderly mother forced to move to assisted living, help with her kid’s fertility problems, manage a job and fight roof rats while her anxiety level climbs to unmanageable proportions. She employs a variety of soothing techniques from daily stress tips to meditation, affirmations, deep breathing and a self-help group. Nothing seems to work.  Jean’s keen observant eye of the modes and mores of an upscale community enhance a fast-paced life, rife with satirical situations including an Asian nail salon, the most expensive gourmet food store in town and mammogram hell. - USA Book News

"Do you need to de-stress your life? Then pick up a copy of Fine’s book and escape from the chaotic pace of life with fits of laughter. Fine has taken the life of one stressed out, over committed woman and made her into someone we can all relate to and learn from. You will see parts of yourself and friends in the lead character, Jean Rubin as she faces some of life’s challenges with grace and humor." 
4.5 out of five stars. - Ember in Wrilogonzia

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Meg, we enjoyed our evening the Marcia Fine and hope that the "J" will put on more events like this. We were thoroughly impressed by her and engrossed in her presentation. Being a "book-aholic," the program gave me the chance to add to my large book collection. - Charlene and Al Kersch

"It was not a good idea for me to start Paper Children on a weekend when I had many things to do. I didn't put it down until Sunday afternoon and by then was out of the mood to do any work. I thoroughly enjoyed it."
- Adell Heinemann, Inner Radiance

"I could hardly put it down. The history was quite a reminder." 
- Marianne Mitchell

"I love the way Paper Children is written with the grandmother's life, the daughter and granddaughter's. I would recommend this to others."  - Marcia Cohen-Robins

"A few chapters into Marcia Fine's novel "Paper Children", and you will feel like a part of her family....."
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"I had no idea how wonderful this book was going to be! The compelling story progressed so quickly, I couldn't put it down."
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"I would finish a chapter with tears in my eyes for the suffering of Grazia and bellina and the next chapter would have me laughing with Alegra." - Janet Welk-Forsch

"From one who never reads historical novels -- I loved this book! It was riveting and very easy to read; the story flowed, educating, while never getting bogged down in excessive historical details. Totally enjoyable!" - Roxanne Henderson

"A mesmerizing account of the Jews in Spain and Portugal during the Inquisition, the "Blind Eye" is important reading for everyone, Jews and non-Jews alike. I couldn't put it down, and finished it in two days. I've recommended it to several people, and it will make wonderful gifts for family and friends." - Ellen De Domenico

"Remarkable story of the survival of the Jews expelled from Spain and Portugal. Compelling and heart-breaking." 
- Marcia Roth

"Marcia Fine's detailed research pays off in her narrative about the expulsion of the Jews from Spain and Portugal in the late 15th century - the same time as which Columbus -commissioned by the same 'evil' Queen Isabella sails to explore new lands. Horrific scenes of torture and child kidnapping contrast with the loyal devotion of Jewish families to their religious customs and tradtions, despite threats on their lives. A very infomative, literary and engaging story authenticated through Fine's study and travel invokes forgotten history of a people who suffered at the hands of the Inquisition."
  
-Jan Smith


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First-rate humor!
Jessica Leigh Lebos from Fairfax, CA United States, Amazon.com

The beautiful, shiny people of Scottsdale receive another hilarious send-up by Marcia Fine (her first book, GOSSIP.COM, infiltrated the world of the fashionistas with a deft hand.)

Jeanne, a part-time English professor, lives just on the outskirts of fabulous wealth, over-the-top parties and the right zip code. Fortunately, she has generous friends who invite her into the intrigue of nudist colonies and posh Sedona getaways while she and her hard-working doctor husband live in the real world of snotty bosses and grown children living at home -- in this case, a slacker son and his pregnant girlfriend.

Fraught with one-liners that will give you the giggles for days, BOOMERANG sluices through the phony-baloney silliness of Scottsdale society to reveal what's true. Excellent poolside reading, goes great with margaritas!

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